March 2, 2010
It’s called Culture Night and it’s only for the coolest.

It’s called Culture Night and it’s only for the coolest.

March 2, 2010
Literature Desk—
BOOK RESPONDS TO iPAD AND KINDLE BY GROWING TENTACLES AND DESTROYING SHIP. 14 DEAD. INNUMERABLE PAPERCUTS.
—the editors.

Literature Desk—

BOOK RESPONDS TO iPAD AND KINDLE BY GROWING TENTACLES AND DESTROYING SHIP. 14 DEAD. INNUMERABLE PAPERCUTS.

—the editors.

March 2, 2010
Animal Domesticity Desk—
LOCAL MOTHER ATTEMPTS TO SELL CHILD
Despite various questions, the mother’s response was consistent:
“Three hundred bones and you got yourself an otter slave, sugar.”
Whether or not this is a trend in the community remains to be seen.
—the editors.

Animal Domesticity Desk—

LOCAL MOTHER ATTEMPTS TO SELL CHILD

Despite various questions, the mother’s response was consistent:

“Three hundred bones and you got yourself an otter slave, sugar.”

Whether or not this is a trend in the community remains to be seen.

—the editors.

March 1, 2010
Condiments Desk—
Ketchup VS. Mustard. It’s going to be a bloodbath.
—the editors.

Condiments Desk—

Ketchup VS. Mustard. It’s going to be a bloodbath.

—the editors.

March 1, 2010

March 1, 2010
philsphone:

Insert moneys here
The Chicago Few-Feet-Off-the-Ground-Way

philsphone:

Insert moneys here

The Chicago Few-Feet-Off-the-Ground-Way

February 28, 2010

February 28, 2010

February 28, 2010
Fashion Desk, Green Division—
Go Green? How about we’re so green that our clothes are leaves!
—the editors.

Fashion Desk, Green Division—

Go Green? How about we’re so green that our clothes are leaves!

—the editors.

February 28, 2010
Photography Desk—
“Ya dude!”
—the editors.

Photography Desk—

“Ya dude!”

—the editors.